Alas, Tai Is Dead

The Hip-Hop world will be wearing their baggy pants at half-mast today (that means even lower than usual) as word spreads that one of their most celebrated stylists, Tai the Hip-Hop Guy, is no more.

He didn't really die, since he never existed (actually the network administrator got wind of Tai's dubious nature and deleted his ass). Of course, if justice prevailed, most all MySpace.com accounts should be deleted because if honesty were a requirement, a lot of people would be in serious trouble.
Anyway, I don't want to seem like sorehead because even morons need a place to hang out. Death to Tai and Long Live MySpace.com.