Give Piece A Chance
New York, New York
In a startling and unexpected move, James Hetfield, guitarist-singer of the band Metallica, announced today his recent engagement to avant-garde artist, dilettante, and millionaire Yoko Ono.
Hetfield was quoted as saying, "I've never been so happy in my whole life. Now I have a place to put my hand!"
The blushing bride-to-be responded with a heartfelt, "Aiiiiiooookkookooooaiiii!"
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