Clubbo Records: Take a Reality Break

I've always been a big fan of music that never was. From The Rutles to Spinal Tap, to Pootie Tang and Timmy! and the Lords of the Underworld. And now (thanks Thompat) here's an entire mock indie record label bringing you four decades of the best of the "never were."

The Clubbo label features such stellar acts as Rockfinger (shitty 70's classic rock), The Spooky Bunch (weird, sexually-charged Saturday morning cartoon group), and Bleep (Gary Newman-esque New Wave), and they're better than anything you'll hear through the mainstream. My favorite is Suthrn Cuzn, a slice of high octane, chicken-fried, Southern boogie vulgarity from a band who hail from Israel!

The Clubbo concept is very detailed with complete back histories of the label, its founders, and all of the artists on the roster, including mp3s and lyrics of the acts' "biggest hits." Viva Clubbo! One more reason that the major labels are worthless anachronisms doomed to the shitpile of history, and the REAL art form of music is still alive and well despite the lack of interest by the general public who prefer to get their music and fashion tips from MTV and Cojo! Shopping mall punks and Paris Hilton fashionistas be damned!