Reality T.V. Tennessee Style!
The internet. It just keeps getting better and better! There is always a plethora of weird ideas and weird people populating the internet with their strange obsessions, peccadilloes, money-making schemes, and just plain stupidity (thanks to IndyGirl for this one). Here's one idea that I'm not sure is either great or just plain fucked-up.
Nevertheless, the Anderson County Sherrif's Department in Clinton, TN is proud to bring you: Redneck Lockdown!
Breakout Star Bubba Ho-Tep
See drunken farmboys gettin' booked for disorderly conduct!
See impossibly wound-up meth heads sit on plastic chairs and scratch themselves silly for hours on end!
Watch overweight County employees master the art of the "Office Chair Slide!" Oh, yeah! Prime time for this show is gonna be Friday nights between midnight and 3:00 AM. There's bound to be a lot of slow times, but the promised "instances of violence or sexually inappropriate behavior" should make the down time worthwhile. Watch and cheer on your favorite arrestee!
Yee-Haw!
Nevertheless, the Anderson County Sherrif's Department in Clinton, TN is proud to bring you: Redneck Lockdown!
Breakout Star Bubba Ho-Tep
See drunken farmboys gettin' booked for disorderly conduct!
See impossibly wound-up meth heads sit on plastic chairs and scratch themselves silly for hours on end!
Watch overweight County employees master the art of the "Office Chair Slide!" Oh, yeah! Prime time for this show is gonna be Friday nights between midnight and 3:00 AM. There's bound to be a lot of slow times, but the promised "instances of violence or sexually inappropriate behavior" should make the down time worthwhile. Watch and cheer on your favorite arrestee!
Yee-Haw!
posted by Brian King at Tuesday, January 18, 2005
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