Why I'm Pretty Sure Australians Are Idiots

I have always had a suspicion that Australians were feeble-brained, loutish, drunken boors with ridiculous accents and bad music, yet normally I like feeble-brained, loutish, drunken boors.

However, this guy sets himself on fire and jumps off of shit...for FREE!
Fuckin' 'ell, even Evel Kneivel got PAID to break every bone in his red-white-and-blue-jumpsuited body. See Brian Concannon, "Mr. Inferno," cheered on by a drunken Aussie crowd too shit-faced to care that "Mr. Inferno" gets the shit knocked out of him after jumping off a cliff.
I think his best idea is the Extreme Art concept of creating paintings while on fire, but maybe he could take it a step further with Extreme Porn. That's two people (or more) fucking while on fire with a wildly cheering, drunk Australian mob in attendance. At least people would probably PAY to see it! Don't miss the ill-conceived "Bicycle-of-Death" stunt that goes horribly wrong.