Paul Stanley Hits "Rock Bottom"

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Stud rocker Paul Stanley just isn't himself these days. In an exclusive with Uncle Torture, the aging hedonist laments, "I'm starting to look a lot like Ace without his makeup on, and how am I supposed to swing my sagging ass out on a zip line during "Love Gun" looking like this? I'm fucking pathetic, and to top it off, I think Gene is going to try and replace me! I mean, I dreamed the other night that I was on The Apprentice, and Gene was the Donald and he said 'Paul, this is a tough one...YOU'RE FIRED!'" A sad end for a once great prancing idiot.