SHERRY ROAD MANAGER BUSTED!

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Road manager for the latest teen sensations SHERRY has been arrested by Georgia State Troopers and accused of solicitation. In a prepared statement, SHERRY road manager Lemmy Feelya alleges "The band requests, and I deliver, that's all there is to it. When musicians of SHERRY's caliber ask me what's the best thing about 28 year-old girls, the only possible answer is "There are 20 of 'em!"
Georgia lawmakers are not amused and will prosecute Mr. Feelya, but do not intend to indict any band members of SHERRY who are said to be incompetent mentally due to severe alcohol and drug related stress. Meanwhile, SHERRY's latest single "Danglin' My Leg Dragon" is zooming up the charts. When asked to explain his rather bizarre clothing, Mr. Feelya stated " In the topsy-turvy world of SHERRY, you don't ask questions, you just produce results. I am a professional, after all."