Ladies and Gentlemen, I Give You the Next President of the United States

Jello Biafra
Originally uploaded by whiskeydrenched.

It's not as far-fetched as you may think. Do it now... I COMMAND YOU!!! You are under my control...mindless denizens of America listen to ME!!! I am your MASTER!! Okay, who am I kidding? I'll just pack my shit and go. I could be headed for a complete mental breakdown. I need to...I need to... play the hoochie coo... What's the matter with you, mama?