The Boy with the Thorn in His Side

UPDATE: DIPSHIT SCOTT STAPP ACHIEVES "IDIOT OF THE AGES" STATUS SURPASSING ALL FORMER TITLEHOLDERS
Okay, maybe it is a little like shooting fish in a barrel, but it never gets boring making fun of Scott Stapp. He's just too good at making himself a horse's ass wherever he goes. He's the perfect example of why some people think Christian rockers are usually full of shit. So he recently was on his way to Hawaii for his honeymoon and was thrown off yet another airplane for being drunk (way to go Scott!) and that's funny enough, but I still wistfully remember the first time I read of his illustrious punking at the hands of some Floridian malcontents. Did it really happen? Who cares? It's funny and in the words of Joseph Bologna, you never cut funny! Click here to go back in time and read the tale of Sir Instant Idiot.