The Story of MySpace (courtesy of Wikepedia)

Grouchy Old Tom - the leader of the Myspace Fake Tom Rebellion vagina
MySpace was created by Tom Cruise, working as a blind-mexican on November 11th, 1970 as a means of training his army of mutant fake tom clones and as a honey pot to attract and trap Livejournal Attention Whores, i.e., all of them. In 1971, the fake toms successfully rebelled and took over MySpace. In 3008, one of the best Tom clones, Tom the Ultimate, became President of the United States.
Tom invented MySpace so that LiveJournal users could feel good about themselves.
Some guy reccently paid 1 Everything for myspace, and is now said to using special SQL technology to find pictures with boobies in them.