Terrorism Takes Many Forms

Kids in Chattanooga will do anything to avoid the shitty education being offered by Hamilton County. This is a real story from Monday:

Red Bank high school students will hit the books tomorrow after an unexpected day off yesterday.

Cleaning crews spent hours yesterday cleaning up gallons of fecal material splattered throughout the building. School officials say vandals hit the lockers, cafeteria, stairwells, classrooms, and hallways. They aren't sure what type of fecal material was spread.

More than two dozen workers scrubbed the building with bleach and other cleaners. The Health Department says the good cleaning is why school will be back in session.

"Because of the effort they've made, targeting and general cleaning, sanitation and disenfection, we feel it's safe for the students to return," said Dr. Valerie Boaz.

Hamilton County Schools Superintendent Jesse Register says this was more than just a prank. Red Bank police have several leads and are studying surveillance tapes to try to catch the culprits.

So what's Jesse Register's implication here? "More than just a prank?" Terrorists, perhaps? Disrupting America's school sytems? I found this clue myself. The apparently Greek band known as, I kid you not,
FECAL MATTER!



Oh yeah, I'm onto these fuckers. Spreading their shitty message across America's heartland!