More Religious Tolerance Fun!

The Rev. Fred Phelps is on a campaign to enlighten Americans on why God hates nearly everything about America. On his site, God Hates America, Fred details how God, not Osama Bin Laden or Al Qaeda, destroyed the WTC. (It does make sense you know. If anyone had weapons of mass destruction, it'd be God).


But Goddamn it! Enough's enough! What the hell's wrong with Hawaii? Does God hate poi or something? Not fond of Don Ho records are you God? Someone please ask Fred Phelps to explain himself. In English!