So Which is It?

This informational handout comes to us courtesy of the reknowned Dr. Henrik Ziegler. Feel free to print some and distribute them in your neighborhood. At night. In the Dark. Dressed as a ninja. Because people who drive these fuckers are usually carrying guns and will kill you.

People like your friendly local Preacher.

Or a SWEET SOCCER MOM.

Maybe a kindly OLD MAN.

Or a high school CHEERLEADER.

Don't forget our highly-trained armed forces!

And even the President of the United States!