SHERRY ROAD MANAGER BUSTED!

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Road manager for the latest teen sensations SHERRY has been arrested by Georgia State Troopers and accused of solicitation. In a prepared statement, SHERRY road manager Lemmy Feelya alleges "The band requests, and I deliver, that's all there is to it. When musicians of SHERRY's caliber ask me what's the best thing about 28 year-old girls, the only possible answer is "There are 20 of 'em!"
Georgia lawmakers are not amused and will prosecute Mr. Feelya, but do not intend to indict any band members of SHERRY who are said to be incompetent mentally due to severe alcohol and drug related stress. Meanwhile, SHERRY's latest single "Danglin' My Leg Dragon" is zooming up the charts. When asked to explain his rather bizarre clothing, Mr. Feelya stated " In the topsy-turvy world of SHERRY, you don't ask questions, you just produce results. I am a professional, after all."

NEW ROCKERS "SHERRY" HIT THE STAGE!!!!!

The latest in excitement from the rock world have washed up on America's shores and oddly enough...They've landed in Savannah, GA.!
Yes girls, the members of ultra glam rock'n'roll group SHERRY have found their way out of bottle of La Ina and into America's hearts. Of course, faithful followers of Uncle Torture are the first to hear the exciting news of the newest batch of hitmakers who are certainly bound for the upper reaches of the charts! Keep your finger on the pulse of teenbeatdom from Uncle Torture for an upcoming contest to win a night on the town with SHERRY!!!!

Five Guys Walk into a Bar

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One of the most overlooked bands as always been The Faces with Ron Wood, Rod Stewart, Ian Maclagen, Ronnie Lane, and Kenny Jones but hopefully that will change slightly with the release of the new Faces box set. If a boozy good time is what you are after, then this is the band for you. In their day, 1969-1975, the Faces had a rabid cult following largely based on their live shows which were certainly alcohol-fueled, free-for-alls, but transferring such mayhem onto vinyl proved elusive. As such, any given Faces album had its moments, with A Wink's as Good as a Nod...probably the most successful overall. Still, this new box set should be the thing to have for you discerning collectors, so go get one and toss back a few for the boys. For some great info, pictures, all that rubbish, probably the best Faces site is:http://www.the-faces.com/. Now, go get drunk!

America Drinks and Goes Home

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What would happen if America's youth suddenly began reading? And I don't mean reading their emails but actually reading a book. They might turn into one of these old counter-culture figures. Can you imagine Jack Kerouac was once considered "subversive?" And Lenny Bruce was thought of as a dangerous threat to the morals of America? Oh, how I miss those quaint old times.