George Bush is Still Alive - Why?

Here's Georgie-Porgie nearly accepting a booby-trapped turkey. Luckily, good 'ol Deputy Dawg recognized the phony fowl for what it was: a dirty, terrorist trick! Those towl-heads don't even respect Thanksgiving.

So don't tell me a bunch of vicious Colombian druglords pussied out on killing Georgie boy!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6594646
He's too smart for 'em.