Just Add Water

The Chinese have gone mad. Chinese women have discovered that by placing their babies in water, the babies will automatically multiply.
Take one Asian baby, and place him or her into some water:

The baby plays for a moment:

And then, WOW!

But, wait a few more moments, and again, DOUBLE WOW!

So before you know it:

And what are we doing with babies in America?

Americans are pathetic.