Crispin Glover

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What I Did on Spring Break

The Pontani Sisters and I started off with a lovely aerial assault on a supervillian's hidden volcano lair...you know that never gets boring.
Blasted robot moonmen ruined the motorsickle ride.












Tangee made sure her unmentionables stayed sweet.
















Alas, Sweetpea always burns the cookies.

The volleyball game was a highlight for everyone.

Finally, an appearance on the Benny Hill Show made the trip unforgettable.

Do Not Trust Dolls

Tommorrow Spring Break begins for many of you (at least it does for me) so here's a tip. No matter how drunk you become do not put your penis or vagina in a strange place.