Thursday, July 29, 2004

FOR THE SOBER VERSION OF YOU

Here's a link from an old friend. Thompat says:
Modern Drunkard Magazine Online is one of the best online magazines for folks who like the occational toddy. Don't leave the out of your lives. Informative, uplifting and sometimes bitterly sad.
What Thompat doesn't say is that this site is hilarious, unless of course you are a hopeless drunk.  Then nothing is funny except the sound of other people's anguish.  Don't miss Clash of the Tightest!
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Sunday, July 25, 2004

George Bush in Support of Loonie Moonie! Is he serious, or just stupid?

Last December, at his three-day God and World Peace event, the Rev. Sun Myung Moon drew a notable slate of political figures, from Sen. Richard Lugar, R-Ind., to Rep. Danny Davis, D-Ill., and, perhaps most notably, James Towey, director of the White House Office of Faith-Based and Community Initiatives, who offered some respectful opening remarks to Moon's Unification Church faithful. Moon followed, and called for all religions to come together in support of the Bush plan for faith-based initiatives.
Coming from Moon that made perfect sense, because he already believes all religions will come together -- under him. "The separation between religion and politics," he has observed on many occasions, "is what Satan likes most." His gospel: Jesus failed because he never attained worldly power. Moon will succeed, he says, by purifying our sex-corrupted culture, and that includes cleaning up gays ("dung-eating dogs," as he calls them) and American women ("a line of prostitutes"). Jews had better repent, too. (Moon claims that the Holocaust was payback for the crucifixion of Christ: "Through the principle of indemnity, Hitler killed 6 million Jews.") His solution is a world theocracy that will enforce proper sexual habits in order to bring about heaven on earth.
What sort of proper sexual habits? According to Moon, in order to restore blood purity, very specific practices
are prescribed. Sex before marriage is out of the question, and when sexual consummation does happen, it must adhere to very specific instructions. First, a photograph of Moon must be nearby, so that everything occurs under the reverend's watchful eye. After two nights of woman-on-top sex, the couple reverse positions, whereupon the man, according to Moon, restores dominion over Eve, via the proper missionary position. Then, according to the instructions attributed to the U.C.'s American Blessed Family Department, "after the act of love, both spouses should wipe their sexual areas with the Holy Handkerchief" --referring to the church-supplied washcloth -- which must "be kept individually labeled and should never be laundered or mixed up."
And, it now appears, under the new priorities of the budding Faith-Based Initiative, the federal government has given Moon disciples its imprimatur -- and funds.

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Friday, July 23, 2004

Wild Geese Makes it to DVD!

Briefly, Let it be known that The Wild Geese has finally been released on a region 2 DVD. Good news if you live in fucking Istanbul, but what about ME! I'm still in goddamned Chattanooga. .

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Monday, July 12, 2004

Its!!! The Unsatisfied!

I don't know where they got the title "Ambition Withdraw"-- the filmmaker says it means "a force to rock, a form of mental illness"--but this little movie out of Chattanooga is so good that it receives my highest compliment: I have no idea exactly what it is.
It's part documentary, part dream vision, part music video, part goofy late-night horror-host commentary, and it's packed with hard-driving wild-as-a-bat southern punk rock by the greatest band you've never heard of, The Unsatisfied.
The movie includes fifteen years of footage--although most of it was shot during the past two years--and it tells the story of one of those desperate-to-make-it bands that never makes it but keeps going because the band members eventually decide it would be impossible not to, because it's the only thing that makes them feel fully alive. The lead singer, Eric Scealf, makes himself up like a lipsticked mascara-ed bodybuilder hillbilly who's a sort of cross between Ichabod Crane and Eric Rudolph, and then he goes berserk on stage singing acrobatically about dead- end lives and cursed destinies.
In real life, Scealf is a father of two, married for 12 years, who lives in the little town of Cleveland, Tennessee, and takes care of wolves in a wildlife habitat for a living. The five-member band plays in half-empty bars that don't pay them enough money to cover their expenses, and they waste years fighting various demons, notably alcohol, but there's a certain purity about the way they attack their music that results in a regional reputation and something approaching godhead among the people who know them personally.
The film was directed and produced by Jason Eustice, a filmmaker from the Chattanooga suburb of Hixson who has won several awards for music videos and on-the-cheap features, but this one is a quirky masterpiece. The only thing that doesn't work about it is the "Dr. Gangrene" horror-host framing device, which is too over-the-top for the raw reality of the concert footage and the straight-to-camera interviews as band members go about their daily lives of mowing lawns, dealing with crying children, working a liquor distribution route, or playing Lynyrd Skynyrd songs over and over again at roadhouses packed with drunk rednecks.
As Tennessee hometown boys, they could be anybody. You wouldn't really notice them if they happened to be sitting at the next bar stool. But when they play, the intensity is amazing, and the theatrics of Scealf are electrifying. The band goes through quite a few stages in 15 years--from big hair to full makeup to just a little lipliner and gender-confused showing off--but the music stays hard-edged, raw and massively unsettling. They don't do shows so much as psychodramas.
"I think the music's cursed me," says Scealf at one point, as he lifts weights and reminisces about the neighbor who dressed him up as Liza Minnelli when he was a little boy, "but I think it's also saved me."
One of the most revealing moments occurs when the band is loading up an old van for a gig in Nashville, and someone asks Scealf if he's ever played Nashville before. Yes, he says. And what was it like? "Empty," he says, with a wry grin. Then a frown crosses his face and he feels like he has to explain. "You do it for yourself," he says. "You do it to nurture your soul. You do it cause you have to do it."
At other times, though, he talks about the "reality" of what they're doing, part of what he calls "Celtic culture"--which is definitely alive in those mountains of East Tennessee--and the troubadour tradition. "Every fucking bit of it is fucking real," he says. "It's not fun, and it wasn't supposed to be. Scar! It's a scar! If you are disillusioned, you are my crowd, my people."
One of the most poignant parts of the movie involves drummer Dave Shenk, who has a better job than everyone else and a bigger house--and a drinking problem. When he doesn't show up for "practice" one too many times, they have to get rid of him, but it rips everyone's heart out.
I would have liked more music in the movie. You just get a taste of what the band is capable of, and it makes your hair stand on end. There's an urgency to it, and a surrender. "We're done with trying to candy-coat it," says Scealf in an interview with Chattanooga deejay Plasmaboy. Cut to the next show, where the shirtless wild-eyed troubadour of Appalachia is screaming, "I'm gonna kill myself now for this much [putting his thumb and forefinger together] fucking recognition from you people."

And he does. For the sound of one hand clapping.

You gotta see this one. It's about artists.

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